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Post by Hunter on Nov 23, 2011 20:57:29 GMT -8
CUZ WE LIKE BOYZ THAT LOOK LIKE GURLS. /derp better description later. We srsly rushed this thread. -- Character list: Name~ Earl Grey (or you can call him Tea) Age~14 Role~ Neko Student Apperance~Short description~ Tea has shoulder-length grey hair and childish eyes. His wardrobe mostly consists of more thermal clothes because for some reason he always gets cold. Though most of the time they can be off-shoulder and or T-shirt since hes more of a comfortable-dressing neko. For the bottom he wears either shorts or longer almost kapris like pants with either bare feet or Doc Martens. He stands about 5'3 with rather large grey ears and a oddly striped fluffy tail. Will always have a small animal attached to the other side of his collar. It could be any stuffed animal any day (different one everyday) and it becomes a part of him in some way. what type of cat are you~ Grey Tabby personality~ A rather shy neko that can grow easily attached to someone. Can be somewhat naive but still intelligent of most subjects and will try to understand others as best as he can. At times can grow very timid and might get scared or shocked at a little thing. Easily amused. hobbies~ Doodle, Take mini adventures, Eavesdroping (accidentally) likes~ Playing with humans, hiding in odd places, colors, and sour or bitter things...,Tea (Unsweetened and as bitter as it can get), Ice, shiny objects, games, books. dislikes~ sweets, being alone for extended periods of time, water, sticky things. pets?~ ...rocks, his stuffed animals on the other side of his chain. Talents~ Can do awkward poses that some people aren't unable to do like pushing all his weight on his elbows and his whole body hanging over him. Bio~ Had lived in an orphanage since birth because his family didn't have enough money to take care of him. The orphanage was soon attacked by hunters and was almost enslaved but saved by pair of albino neko twins and was placed in here. Family~ As of now he doesn't know of any of them. Sexuality~ Bi i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww172/karin_032/HOT%20ANIME%20BOYS/neko-1-3.jpg?t=1279084203Name: Poptart "tart" McSugarbritches Age: 15 Student. Species: Incubus. Physical description: A decent height for his age. Poptart has bright red hair a trait from his mothers family and blue eyes from his father. He is often seen in revealing or provocative clothing. If he isn't showing off a lot of skin then he has some form of a innuendo on his clothing. He has horns that stick out of the sides of his head with piercings through them he takes pride in them and makes sure they stay spotless. He also has an attachment to gloves and necklaces. Ironically of course he wears a cross necklace...just for the sake of being ironic. Personality: Poptart is an incubus and like most incubi he is filled with the constant need for...well..the things that all incubi need to survive. Poptart is a shameless flirt and will try to get in anything he deems worthy's pants. He is also a bit of a trickster and enjoys getting authority figures in trouble with his pranks. Generally speaking he has a likable personality but because of his flirtatious nature people either love or hate him. He really enjoys going to parties and is considered to be the "life" of the party because he gets so wild at them. Hobbies: flirting, sexing it up, parting Dislikes: Hard work, school, other incubi (they steal his "thunder") Talents: *due to the graphic nature of these they can not be displayed* Biography: Poptart grew up with his mother, however his mother was a terrible mom due to her being an "irrasitable smokin' hot babe" as deemed by the many men that kept her preoccupied in the bedroom. He isn't even sure who is father is, or what. But then again it never concerned him much to ask. He often visited his mothers family in hell and really enjoyed their company. He had a realitively decent childhood and enjoyed pranking the neighborhood children. Although, no one could quiet explain is fascination with his mothers shoes. Other than that he was completely "normal." Until he hit puberty and shrieked out to his mother "WHAT'S HAPPENING IN MY PANTS?!?!" she never let him live that down. Sexuality: highly sexual. i41.tinypic.com/2rxeagm.png
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Post by Hunter on Nov 23, 2011 21:04:44 GMT -8
The academy's holiday break had just ended, and along with all of Poptart's fun. He had just broken up with his last boy-toy during break and now it was time to find a new plaything before he got too bored. "hmm, who should I pick," he mused walking through the halls smacking on his gum. Poptart eyed each of the students with a lackluster gaze, obviously not impressed by what he saw. Everyone just seemed to be so plain, so average, so I've already done him before. Looking over everyone he wished he could have just stayed on holiday break. Everyone here was so unimpressive, at least in the real world you could see people you didn't have to see everyday. Poptart sighed and blew a bubble, "oh well. I guess I'll make the best of it."
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Post by Belz on Nov 23, 2011 21:12:24 GMT -8
Tea bowed to the teacher right in front of him. "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to! Teachers constantly try that over and over!" He ran away down the hall and passed various students. A teacher had just tried to rape him in the nurses office but then another one saved him. Hence, why he was bowing and saying sorry. Not noticing anything around him he headed forward, nervously. He tried to make his way back to his own class after being mentally disturbed, his grey hair flopping in his face.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 23, 2011 21:43:18 GMT -8
Poptart, still scanning the halls for his next prey, quickly becoming disgusted with the lack of variety in the choice of students was presently surprised when a little neko ran speeding past him straight into a classroom. His lips curled into a small grin as he watched the neko run, especially because of that nice backside he was sporting. "well well well, it looks like I have found a cute little kitty to play with, he mused to himself. Poptart had his eyes set and when he had something set it wasn't going to get away. So, he slowly sauntered into the classroom after a few other students. As luck would have it the neko would be in his class. That made things far too easy for him. Poptart located a seat close enough to the neko so he could observe him easily through out the class, without getting caught. hehehe, let the games begin.
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Post by Belz on Nov 23, 2011 21:50:22 GMT -8
Tea huffed and puffed weakly, trying to get over the ordeal he had just passed over and straightend himself up. His ears perked up to the sound of the teacher scraping on the board as hard as he could. "Hello students, welcome to hell. I'm your english teacher." He couldn't help but think he had already raped at least seven out of twenty in the class. As he gathered up all his things his collar jingled as the animal of the day was a tiny blue bird. He sloppily pressed his things on his desk, getting pens out in order to write stuff. He already knew he would have to write a crap load of notes. His tail still swished happily behind him though, giving out a small sigh as he was ready to endure the day.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 23, 2011 22:02:48 GMT -8
"Hello students, welcome to hell. I'm your english teacher." It took all of Poptart's inner strength not to scoff at the teachers pathetic excuse of a frightening tactic. Poptart had already been to hell, several times in fact, mostly to spend time with his more distant family and to be perfectly honest, Hell was a very nice place to visit...during winter. It was literally hot as hell during those long summer months. But that is a completely different topic. Poptart had already started zoning out in class watching the neko's take swish back and forth in a hypnotic manner. The English teacher-that knew nothing of hell- noticed Poptart zoning out and called out his name in warning, "Poptart, do you want to feel my wraith? It's not even 10 minutes into the period." Poptart snapped out of his temporary trance and gave the teacher a slightly coy smile, "Oh I'm so sorry," he lied, " I was just so hypnotized by that deep, husky, alluring voice of yours it seems I forgot to pay attention."
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Post by Belz on Nov 23, 2011 22:11:56 GMT -8
Tea giggled at the comment and the flustered look of the teachers face. He continued the lesson and he followed along, writing down in blue pen in extremely illegible handwriting. "Alright children, I'm pairing you up for a paper. It can be on anything and I don't really care what it is. Minimum is four pages. Get to work and you can choose your own fucking partner, immaaa take a nap. If the super intendent comes in wake me up." "Eh?" Tea looked around. He never really talked to anyone in his class being the half loner that he was. It never really came to his attention that he never made any friends. "Err...." His tail fuzzed up as the other students were easily picking there partners. He began to advance to the teachers desk to ask if he could do it alone.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 23, 2011 22:24:46 GMT -8
Poptart groaned and hit his head on the desk. The thought of writing an essay made his skin crawl. He sat at his desk head down not looking around too enraptured in his own depression to notice that everyone was pairing up. A student walked over to him and tapped him on the shoulder, "um hey...do you want t-to be pa-p-p-partners and work t-together?" Poptart looked up from his desk at the stuttering student, "wait...this is a group essay?" The other student nodded because his mouth couldn't form words. Poptart's face lit up and he nearly jumped with joy at the thought of making someone else do all of his work for him. "S-so is that a yes?" the student asked his voice hopeful. Poptart almost nodded yes when it dawned on him, this is the perfect chance to make a move on that cute little neko. He looked over at the neko and noticed him walking over to the teachers desk. This was his chance. Ignoring the kid that had already asked to partner up, he sped over, nonchalantly of course, behind the neko, and just ask the neko was about to ask the teacher a question he asked, "Hey, I need a partner. You wanna work with me?"
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Post by Belz on Nov 23, 2011 22:31:30 GMT -8
"Huh?" Tea turned around, wondering if he had imagined that request or not. "Work with me? Ah..." He looked the guy over, wondering if he really did want to work with him rather than being alone. He thought it would at least cut the work in half and maybe it wouldn't turn out so bad. "Although I think that student over there wants you more." His large grey eyes sparkled at the thought that someone actually wanted to work with him though, making his tail swish happily. "Er, I meant if you prefer to work with me that fine, otherwise...I'm a loner. Your choice of pissing off teach or not." He smiled and leaned up against his desk.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 23, 2011 22:47:16 GMT -8
"I have worked with that guy already," Poptart said his eyes fixed on the neko and waving his hand dismissively, "I haven't worked with you yet. And I really would prefer not to speak to teach again." He looked the neko up and down and grinned, mostly to himself. Poptart didn't care if he worked with the stuttering kid or not. It isn't like he mattered at the moment. He walked over to the neko's desk and sat on the top of the table, "so, are we gonna get to work or not?"
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Post by Belz on Nov 23, 2011 22:57:23 GMT -8
Tea nodded and sat down on his own desk. "Well, what do you want to write about that takes at least four pages?" He moved his stuff off to the side and picked up a notebook, using his pen and glancing directly at him, realizing there was a firm smirk covering his entire face. The same smirk of a rapist and the many who tried to rape him. His facial expression turned cold. "Do you want to work with me because of work or sex?" From coming to this school he had grown a knowledge to know of who wants to bang him and who doesn't and tried to stay as far as possible away from them.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 23, 2011 23:15:24 GMT -8
Poptart kept his grin on his face but on the inside frowned. He wondered how he was found out so quickly. But thinking about it, given his reputation it wasn't hard. He hopped down off the desk and looked the neko straight in the eye, "Now whatever gave you that idea?" Poptart chuckled outloud, "Just because I'm an incubus you think I instantly want to have sex with you," he let out a fake sob, "how cruel! We don't even know each other but prejudice wins yet again!" He draped his arm over his face for dramatic affect. "oh sadness, maybe I should just find another partner since you wouldn't want to work with the lowly likes of this harmless little incubi." Man, I really should be in acting school. I'd make a great actor, he told himself with an inner pat on the back.
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Post by Belz on Nov 23, 2011 23:23:32 GMT -8
"Well if you really want to go work with someone else, I don't care. I was about to ask the teach if I could work by myself anyways. Have fun with the other student." He smiled. "Besides incubi are cool, I just caught you glancing at my ass on the way in." He shrugged and went back up to the teachers desk. "Sorry to bother you but may I work alone?" "You want to do a fucking four page paper by yourself?" The napping teacher rose his head looking at him as if he were serious. "Yes please." He smiled gleefully. "Nerd-" he mumbled. "Ah well, hm...we have an even amount in this class which means another person will also have to lone it out. So find this other kid who's a loner and ask them if they want to do a whole four page paper by themselves. Kids these days can hardly do half a page." The teacher ranted and raved on his own and Tea just walked away and sighed. A cute pout formed over his face as he wondered what he was going to do.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 23, 2011 23:36:58 GMT -8
Poptart's jaw almost dropped, how in the seven rings of hell had he seen that? oh well,he thought,it isn't my fault he has a nice ass. That being said, he hopped back on top of the neko's desk as he walked away, making sure this time to be discreet when he looked at the others backside. He overheard on the others conversation with the teacher and smirked a bit. When the neko finally turned back around to face him he smiled lightly and beckoned him with his hand. "So, did teach make you change your mind about working with me? " If the neko denied is quest then this official "cat and mouse" game would begin. Poptart didn't lose often.
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Post by Belz on Nov 23, 2011 23:43:33 GMT -8
"Well, I'm assuming if you're that student without a partner who also wants to be a loner than no." He shrugged. "I really don't care if I'm writing a whole four page paper. And you probably don't want to write a whole one so I'm guessing your going to want to work with me so you can do none of the work, am I correct?" He said this all in an innocent manner but with complete seriousness. There was no anger or anything like that involved; just over pure sweetness. "And if so, what would you like to write about so I can get started on that?" He sat back down on his seat and grabbed his pen out from under the incubui's ass.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 23, 2011 23:53:35 GMT -8
"Such a sassy little kitty," Poptart pouted crossing his arms over his chest. Normally, the neko would have been completely right about him not wanting to do any of the work, and in some other reality probably was right. But Poptart was not about to let this kitty know that. "Actually, I was and still am planning on helping you write this essay." Poptart then grabbed a pen and put it against the neko's for head poking him lightly with it, "We could always write on how not to judge a book by it's cover. And how touching a fellows student's ass is technically sexual harassment~"
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 0:01:41 GMT -8
"Eh? okay..orz." One eye flinched a little to the poking and he moved up biting the pen with his mouth. "Alright. So then...I guess we could write about every stereotype know to man and then the other two pages on whats sexual harrasment and whats not? Sounds great." He gave a small sweet smile and tugged on the cracked leash that was on his collar, making his chain animals jingle. "So then....say I was on the side of the street in green fish net tights and a person in a car drives up and throws money at me. What kind of assumption do you suddenly make?" He asked as innocently as possible.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 0:10:49 GMT -8
" I assume that you have enough common sense not to wear green fishnets with some kind of leather shorts...or skirt, I'm not gonna judge," Poptart shrugged. and let out a small laugh. There was nothing wrong with fishnets or money that was a lesson his mother taught him well. "maybe that guy thought you needed bus fare to get home. It happens you know?"
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 0:16:41 GMT -8
"Your mind is in less of a gutter than I thought." He smiled sweetly at his compliment. "Alright so that was supposed to stereotype a whore, but I guess I can't really write about that. Hm...alright, so then your view on sexual harassment is? Like ass squeezing isn't sexual harassment to you?" Again with totally innocent voice here. His tail happily swished back and forth and leaned more on the half of the desk that the incubi's ass wasn't taking up.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 19:22:32 GMT -8
Poptart smiled back at the neko, "Ass squeezing is definitely sexual harassment. You should watch those wondering hands of yours." He twirled his pen around in his hands. "hmm.. how about invasion of personal space? Take could be taken as harassment."
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