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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 20:14:09 GMT -8
"I wouldn't do that!" Tea blushed and tore his hands away from the desk, sitting erect and having his hands firmly behind himself. "Invasions of personal space? Such as....what your doing right now? Lounging on my desk? Or...touching them?" His hands came up quizzically to make hand gestures. His collar jingled as he did so.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 20:35:14 GMT -8
The incubus giggled slightly at the neko's blush. "Invasion of personal space, would mean constantly touching them. And because I'm only touching your desk, I'm violating your desks personal space aren't I?" Poptart ran a hand through his bangs pushing them back out of his eyes a little bit, "I think we should count lewd hand gestures as well."
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 20:41:11 GMT -8
"Well everyone has an outer bubble and if I were to say your right about crossing mine purposely but I don't really care." He shrugged and looked down at his pad and began writing it all down. "Lewd hand gestures? Like pretending to do nasty things?" His eyebrows furrowed lightly in a adorable confused expression.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 20:56:33 GMT -8
"Oh really now? I need to fix this then," Poptart leaned down on the desk and put his face directly in front of the neko. "How is this for crossing outer bubbles? Am I doing it right?" He deliberately did this just to see how the cat would react. "Yeah, hand gestures, very nasty things. Kind of creepy when you think about it."
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 21:06:14 GMT -8
Tea's face reddened further at the sudden closeness of the incubi and moved back some. "Q-Quit it! Too close!" He shook his head, his hands coming up to him like a small childs. "But w-why do people do those types of nasty gestures? S-simply just for the attention, or..?"
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 21:19:56 GMT -8
A huge grin splayed across Poptart's face at his cute reaction and he moved off the desk entirely and stretched a little, obviously not caring about him being the only student standing up in class. "How am I supposed to know why? I can't read minds," Poptart shrugged his shoulders. He knew exactly why people did it and didn't feel like explaining how or why he even knew in the first place. "What else do people do to sexually harass others?"
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 21:32:11 GMT -8
"Your an incubus though so I guess I thought you already do that stuff in the first place. To sexually harass they stalk, bother, annoy, leave notes for them in random places, constantly give or take stuff from them, touch them, look down their shirt or up their skirt or ah...hm...I'm not really sure much else. Have you ever sexually harassed someone? I haven't." Tea shrugged the blush washing off to that curious look he always seemed to put on.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 21:53:09 GMT -8
"Sheeesh, you make it sound like we are criminals. Not all incubi do that. At least I don't do it." All incubi totally those things, maybe not all of them but at least one or two. Poptart was lying through his teeth and he knew there could be students over hearing. That would make things very awkward in the end. "Hey...let's do something that doesn't incriminate my species so much. How would you like it if I wrote an essay on how all you cat people are always stealing the yarn or my milk! I need milk for you know...strong bones and stuff"
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 22:00:45 GMT -8
"I've never stolen yarn or milk on my life, neither have I stolen anything from anyone in first place either," Tea also lied easily and smiled sweetly. "And when I said all that I wasn't directly referring to incubi; that was for all sexual harassers and what they do. Besides I also hate milk." He put his pad down on the desk and sighed. "Were never going to get this done." He headdesked on top of his pad.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 22:15:17 GMT -8
"Sure Sure, I total-WAIT! What do you mean you hate milk? You're totally lying to me." Poptart narrowed his eyes and started directly at the cat. Milk was one of the easiest ways to get a cat to do whatever you wanted. Well...not easy as catnip. Poptart made a mental note to find someone with catnip. "Hey, we will get something done," he lightly patted the neko on the back, "it's not like we are that far behind. So yeah...like lets keep going."
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 22:23:42 GMT -8
"Milk tastes funny..." A small whine could be heard as he said that which means it technically wasn't a lie. His ears twitched and propped his head up with his elbows. "Yeah we aren't I guess. Then there has to be some kid of purpose as to why we put stereotypes and sexual harassment together. Or we could just use Sexual harassment as a type of stereotype that we go further in depth to towards the second half of the paper. Sexual harassment is a stereotype because most men like to fuck around with people, but thats also a stereotype because women are also horny. Hence, were all horny people and blah blah blah.."
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 22:35:06 GMT -8
Poptart blinked. He hadn't expected that answer. "haha, you're funny kiddo. Milk tastes funny...oh yeah that's a new one from a cat." As he listened to the neko go on and on about their possiblities half of his brain remained focused on the essay the other half wondered around on all the different types of sexual "harrasement" he could implement later on. Poptart snapped himself out of it and tried to focus, "yeah and because...you know reproduction and all that biological crap."
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 22:40:20 GMT -8
"I'm not lying....its too white. Its not bitter enough." He pouted cutely but then thought about what he just said. "So then sexual harassment is because were horny people and then were going to ramble on why so that its four pages? Works for me." The end bell rang and Tea sighed. "Well, we've got an outline." He gathered up all his stuff together and put it in his messenger bag, slinging it around his shoulder.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 22:53:50 GMT -8
"..bitter?" Poptart asked clearly confused. He walked back to his desk, grabbed his bag and stuffed his pen back into his pocket. "So how are we gonna type this up? Are we going to go over someones like house or something? What's your next class anyway?"
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 23:01:12 GMT -8
Tea happily smiled and nodded. "Mmhmm! Yeah sure you can come over to my house if you want. Me? Last period...Oh yeah I have gym. You can meet me in the nurses office after last period and we can walk over to my house, its not that far." He started to head out the door.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 23:09:42 GMT -8
"In that case, take this," Poptart reached in his pocket and pulled out a piece of paper with his number written on it and handed it to the neko, grinning. "Just in case you need it. You never know. It's a shame we don't have the next class together." Poptart walked out the door and waved, "see ya later then." He walked down the hall heading towards the history class he wasn't going to pay attention to. Obviously he had much more important things to worry about then some crap that happened in the past.
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 23:14:25 GMT -8
"Eh? Uh..thanks?" Tea put the piece of paper in his bag and ran off to the boys locker room, changing into oddly short gym shorts and a T-shirt. He was happy to hear that all they were doing for the duration of the period was running around the school. Running was something he didn't mind that much, actually enjoyed. Half his large ass fell out of shorts as he ran around the building with delight. He hummed happily to himself, oblivious to everything around him.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 23:36:54 GMT -8
Poptart sat bored nearly to tears in his history class as the teacher rambled on and on about some guy that tried to take over the world and what not, he wasn't paying any attention. His seat was near a window and he looked outside, day dreaming about the neko. All of a sudden a few kids wearing the schools nearly nonexistent gym shorts ran by. Poptart refocused on the runners. wait...didn't he say he had gym? and as if he knew the neko when running by, his ass falling out behind him along with his tail. A pervert smirk ran across his features as he fantasized about that ass bent over in front of him and that neko squealing out his name. "I hope you are fantasizing about Napoleon over there Poptart," his teachers shrill voice called out making him instantly snap back to the teachers lecture notes on the board. "of course I am teacher," he responded, "There is nothing more that I would like than to have a world ruled by a short French human." His teacher gave him a strange look before shaking off the remark and turning back to writing on the board. And Poptart turned back to look outside to see if the little cat was still running but he wasn't in view anymore. Damn it. I missed it.
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Post by Belz on Nov 24, 2011 23:46:49 GMT -8
Tea took a few more laps around the building before being tripped by a couple of guys and completely getting soaked in a large puddle of water from last couple of days showers. "Mnn..." He whined as he slowly realized what happened, his shirt becoming see through and his shorts looking like he had wet himself. His cheeks flushed with embarassment but continued on until the rest of the period was finished. Soon enough he was back in the boys locker room, changing out of the uniform and heading off to the nurse to take his daily meds as usual. He was severely anemic which is why he had to be checked constantly.
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Post by Hunter on Nov 24, 2011 23:58:59 GMT -8
Poptart was careful not to get caught staring so intently out the window. That became increasingly difficult each time the neko passed. Especially after what looked like sweat had soaked his uniform completely through. When Poptart noticed he near started drooling on the desk and had to block out the image from his head lest he get in trouble for "sexual conduct" on school campus again. The period passed by agonizingly slow as he sat at his desk rigid and on edge. When the bell finally rang, he ran to the bathroom at lighting speed. Once inside he tried to calm himself down by splashing cold water on his face. When others started to enter the bathroom he left and slowly made his way to the nurses office trying the entire time to block out the images of the neko that bombarded his mind constantly.
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